A BETA KEY... is like an erection.

...everybody wants one but when you get it you don't tell anybody!

All except LayA, my savior, is proud to let people know what he has.
More importantly, he is ready to give it out to strangers. Now, THAT is the spirit!

So I'd like to get one of your beta keys because:
-I am a dedicated gamer
-All my friends have one
-I like DotA and have been playing it for 2 years
-In school, they make fun of me cause I don't have a beta key.. they say things like "There goes Omega-boy" and "Here comes the hero of oldschoolerth" or even "nubcake<3"

SO PLEASE LayA! GIVE IT TO ME BABY!

...or just send me an e-mail: tiger000@hotmail.com